Okay, so maybe so didn't watch the Kids in the Hall and you didn't get the (pinch pinch ) reference. Sorry. But this wall mounted can crusher will make light work of crushing your aluminum cans. That makes them a lot easier to recycle, whether you donate them to a local school, turn them in for cash, or place them in a recycle bin, those cans will take up a lot less space if you are crushing them.

Also works to take out a little frustration at the end of the day.

"I am crushing you!"

If there was a What Not to Wear for dogs, this pooch would be the first.  Ok, so maybe this dog is a girl but this smooshed face little cutie doesn't look very feminine.  Although on the site it says the dogs name is Bentley.  Isn't that a boy's name?  I am assuming this is a female because I hope they wouldn't do this to a male dog. 

I'm a dog lover but this is just taking it a little to far with this outfit from PetSmart.  Perhaps a poodle would have looked better in this one, I don't know, but it definitely isn't working for this terrier.  Poor baby!

It's time to party like a computer geek!  This Beer Inside T-Shirt from Gifts for Engineers lets you represent your geekiness but also let everyone know that you are ready to party.  Are you hosting a geeky party then here are few ideas.....

1) Have a variety of geeky television shows and movies to watch.  TV shows: MST3K, X-Files, Star Trek, etc. Movies: Weird Science, War Games, The Last Starfighter, Spaceballs

2) Have plenty of Nerds candy and have a contest to see who can eat the most.

3) Have plenty of geeky tunes, like Weezer, Devo, Sound Tracks to Geeky movies.

Wow. I could start an enitre industry with the old computer parts stashed in our garage (anyone need a TRS-80?), but it looks like someone beat us to it.

This sleek Motherboard Business Card Case has a circuit board cover which fits snugly over a brass-colored metal base. Holds up to a dozen cards. No two patterns are exactly alike.

They also have cufflinks and a money clip. Dress up your techno buddy in style and help keep all those nasty computer bits out of the landfill at the same time!

It is time to go back to school and hit those books, and one critical skill that will help you to survive those classes is being the best at taking notes.  This USB Digital Notepad is a great note-taking tool and would make a great back to school gift.  You don't even need a computer to capture your notes with this handy notepad it will save your notes to flash memory.  Want to become a master note-taker then here are a few tips.....

1) Be an active listener!

2) Split your notes into columns. Use a column for lecture notes and another column for questions and to write important facts from the lecture to use later for studying.

3) Write neatly and quickly!

4) Always remember that if your teacher says, "This is important...." make sure to mark it boldly it will probably be on a test.

When I first saw this title I thought of my mother, because she is always fussing at me for being a pack rat. "Get rid of all that mess!", she tells me. But I know that as soon as I throw it out I will need it (whatever "it" happens to be.)

As it turns out, this book has practical, money-saving ideas for making things last longer, brought to you by Lori Baird and the editors of Yankee Magazine. It tells you how to maximise the value of just about everything you own, plus how to learn to say good–bye to possessions by recycling, donating, selling or tossing.

Wow, gotta hand it to those frugal Yankees. My hat's off to ya.

You can now organize all those papers on your desk and also let everybody know just what your secret wisdom from within really wants to say.  The Inner Voices Work Magnets will let you express all those things you wish you could just say out loud. It is time to start following the guidance from your sub-conscious.  Do you feel that you really can't say what is on your mind?  Then you need these fun magnets, so you can let everybody know that you are the bosses favorite or aka the office brown-noser, or how you really feel about all those annoying memos.  You know you want to shred them, follow your inner voice and shred away!

Apparently he is the man, he has his own sign!  Do you know this person?  The one who's wisdom rises above all others?  A gift idea for the Bob you know from What on Earth.  They have an entire line of "Bob" stuff.  I don't understand what is so special about Bob.

Is there some joke about this that I have not heard?  Why did they pick the name Bob?  I am sure there are others with different names who also possess this wisdom.  For example, I am sure there are some...lets just pick a name out of the air.  How about Gary?  I am sure there are some Gary's out there who's wisdom exceeds all others. 

Sure, I know you're thinking the same thing I was thinking - Laser Scissors? Cool! Scissors that cut with a laser!

Well, these are actually laser guided scissors. Mounted on the handle of the scissors is a laser light beam used to guide you while cutting for accurate straight cuts. 

Micro serrated edges cut cleanly, regardless of whether you are cutting paper for scrap booking or a school project, fabric for a quilt or hemming a pair of trousers. And let's not forget those presents!

(Attention Star Wars fans - you are allowed to hum while using these scissors. Wooooom Woooooom....)