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Gadget for Beer Pong Players


AlcoMate Prestige Breathalyzer

 

Are you ready for some football!  College football season is upon us and it is time to get down to some serious tailgating.  Can you smell the burgers grilling?  You know that a tailgating party is not complete without some cold beer and some pre-game games like fuzzy duck, beer relays, and of course some beer pong.  If you are a major competitor of the Drinking Olympics during tailgating parties then you need a AlcoMate Prestige Breathalyzer.  Play it safe this football season you do not want to be shelling out your cash for a DUI lawyer.  Beer should come with better warning labels, I think they should add the following...

1) Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you are Ultimate Fighting Heavyweight Champion.

2) Consumption of alcohol may lead to the loss of clothing and intensify the urge to streak.

3) Consumption of alcohol can problems with the time-space continuum making you lose time and wake up in unfamiliar locations.

4) Consumption of alcohol may cause excessive talking and spitting and could turn-off the oppisite sex. 




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Communicate with the Enterprise


Star Trek Communicator

If you are a Trekkie then I know that you own a Star Trek Communicator?  If you do not own one or you need a gift for that Trekker in your life then they will love this communicator.  It is a life size replica and it even has sound effects!  You know that you cannot complete your Star Trek uniform without a phaser and a communicator.  They say all you need to learn in life you learn in kindergarten, but that is not so you can learn it from Star Trek.  I learned the following watching Star Trek.....

1) Even on our own world sometimes we are alien. 

2) Seek out new life and new civilizations.

3) Live long and prosper.

4) If it can't be fixed, just ask Scotty. 

 




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Mind Your Cubicle Manners!


Cubicle Doorbell

If you live your life in the Cube, then you are well aware that their are those major offenders of cubicle etiquette.  This Cubicle Doorbell will help to prevent those rude cubicle-dwellers that have no sense of space.  Follow cubicle etiquette and always knock, or better yet ring the bell before entering someones cubicle.   Are you the person in the office that is continually breaking all the cubical rules?  If you do any of the following you have poor cubical etiquette....

1) Do you Disturb the Peace with your loud crunchy snacks, pop your gum, slurp your drink, tap your pen, forget to put your cellphone on vibrate,  play music to loud, use your speaker phone, or talk way to loud then you are not being courteous to the rest of the cube-farm. 

2) Do you Pollute the Office Environment with your smelly lunch, smelly feet, B.O., or bath yourself in to much perfume or cologne then you are guilty of hurting the indoor air quality.

3) Does your Decor offend or you are a Litterbug? If you have decorated your office with the latest calender of scantily-clad hotties, offensive political posters, or your cube looks like the garbage can exploded then you are offended your cube neighbors.

Last but not least keep your cooties at home, if your sick Stay at Home!!!!!




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No More Stinky Kisses!


Bad Breath Detector

Have you ever been on a date and you lean in for that passionate first kiss to discover that your date has "death breath"?  Then this Kissme Bad Breath Detector from X-Treme Geek will make a perfect gift for that person who suffers from Halitosis, to make sure that they will always know when there breath is kissably fresh!  Dating can be difficult when someone is polluting the local environment with stank breath.  Bad breath may not be your dating deal-breaker but if your man exhibits any of the following you need to run away quickly...

1) When he tells you his ex-girlfriends were hot.

2) He is always extremely late for your dates. 

3) He doesn't have a steady job or he is constantly asking to borrow money.

4) His plans for celebrating Birthdays, Valentines Day, and Christmas never involve you.

5) He won't let you meet his friends.

 

 




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Bibliophile Home Decor


Book Clock

Do you suffer from Bibliophilla?  If you do then you are a lover of books that is sure to have an interesting collection.  If you or someone you know is a bookworm then they would love to receive this Colorful Book Clock as a gift.  This unique clock can slip in between books on a bookshelf, and would make a great addition to a home library or office.  

Warning: This may not be the best gift for anyone who suffers from the following...

Bibliomania- The obsessive-compulsive disorder involving collecting and hoarding books.

Bibliokleptomania- The uncontrollable desire to steal books.

Biblioclasm- The destroying of books, typically by fire.

 

 




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Rubber Duckie for the Office


Rubber Duck Optical Mouse

Rubber Duckie you're the one that makes work time so much fun.  This USB Optical Duck Mouse is so cute with the floating duck inside that it will make you smile every time you see it!  You never know this little mouse may have you singing the Rubber Duckie song all day long.  Cute, Yellow and Chubby, Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you!  Rubber Duckie, you're my best friend, it's true!  Wow! I watched way to much Sesame Street when I was younger. 

 




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Rock Idol Dreams


Guitar & Amp Pillowcases

Do you dream of being a Rock-n-Roll legend?  If you are looking for a gift for a true-rocker or a wanna-be rocker, then these Guitar & Amp Pillowcases from What on Earth will have them dreaming of playing with Rock gods.  If you have a rock star inside you then I know that you have been waiting for today and the release of the movie The Rocker.  If you love comedies and 80's hair bands then you will want to go and see this failed musician get a second chance. 

Heavy Metal, Glam Rock, or Hair Bands whatever you call it there were some bands from the 80's that like totally rocked the decade and are still rocking fans today, like the following: KISS, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, and Guns-n-Roses.  

So break out your tightest stonewashed jeans, and rock band t-shirt and embrace your inner rock star!  ROCK ON! 

 




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I Want to be a Superhero!


Superhero FunnyBio Video Gift Set

Do you have a superhero in your life, or someone who wishes they could be a superhero?  Then this Funnybio Superhero Gift Set will make any costumed crime fighter super-happy.  This funny bio will have the entire family laughing as they watch the documentary on the life of their favorite superhero. 

We can all be superheros by just helping people in need, but wouldn't it be cool to have superhero powers.   If you could choose superpowers what would they be?  If I could have superhuman powers I would want the following powers......

1) Duplication - Many hands would make for light work.

2) Teleportation or Flight - No more worrying about gas prices.

3) Waterbreahting - I could so have won more gold medals than Michael Phelps.

 




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Prioritizing Your Work the Fun Way!


Whenever Sticky Notes

No matter if you are a student, work in the office, work from home, or a stay-at-home mom; tasks can become so overwhelming that you don't know where to begin.  These Whenever Sticky Notes are the answer, you can use them to prioritize all those tasks with Today, Soon, Someday, Now, Later, or Never.  These labels will help you reduce your stress and work as an efficient machine.  You can reduce your workload even more by labeling your office trash can as your In Box. Just Kidding!  There are ways to help prevent that "going postal" feeling at work, just have a little fun!  Here are a few ways to have some fun at work......

1) Send emails to co-workers about everything you do.  For example: If you need me I'll be in the bathroom.

2) Plan an Office Olympics with games like chair racing and rubber band basketball.

3) Put your chair facing the printer and sit there all day, and tell people that you are waiting on your document.

Let the FUN begin!!!!

 




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Break Out Your Lightsaber!


Star Wars Lightsaber Yoda Model

For all the Star Wars fans out there, it is time to break out those lightsabers and head to the theater to see Star Wars: The Clone Wars the first-ever animated feature from Lucasfilm Animation.  This film will lead into an animated series this fall on Cartoon Network, so if you have a new Star Wars fan in the family you need to get them this great lightsaber as a gift.  Soon you and your family will be saying, "The Force is strong with this one."

"May the Force be with you. "

 

 



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