Claim the frozen land of Nador as your own, then swing by Certain Death to gather your measly 200 pence in Python-opoly, the game based on The Holy Grail movie.

Pythonites will howl as they pay tax to the Knights Who Say "Ni!"

Sculpted playing pieces include a coconut, de-limbed Black Knight and of course, the Grail.

Developed by a professor at Brunel University in London, this fascinating kit lets you explore magnetism in a completely new way, thanks to the magnetic properties of British pennies and two extra strong Magic Penny magnets. (In case you didn't know, since 1992 the British penny has been minted in copper-plated steel, thus allowing it to become magnetic. I watch WAY too much BBC.)

Includes one US penny for comparison.

Note: This award-winning kit has been declared illegal in several southern states as it has been condemed as  "witchcraft", because, as everyone knows, you can 'spend a penny' but you cannot 'spin a penny' without touching it.

The Dead Parrot sketch. The Lumberjack Song. Classic moments in British comedy. Use it in the car to liven up the morning commute or keep it handy for the 5 o'clock gridlock. The Monty Python's Flying Circus Greatest Skits Audio CD is full of songs and skits we all remember. (The G-rated versions, anyway.)

"Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm o-kay..."