I know what a ninja would do, they would sneak up on you stealthily and attack.  The battle between pirates and ninjas has dragged on forever, but everyone knows that ninjas are way cooler than hygiene-challenged pirates!  If you need help then the ninja is always there to help, especially at work, where most people need help karate-chopping through all the decisions they face.  Stop, make a spin to let the wisdom and training of a master choose your fate, either attack, or escape on a motorcycle.  This gift basket is perfect to keep the fun going in any office with the funny message pad, the ninja attack gun, the fun WWND file folder, and Harry Gary to practice your mad hairstyling skills. 

As the PvN battle continues this basket will keep you stay busy till the battle can be settled with a game of dodge ball.   Hold on tight so the battle can continue with the Xbox 360 game Pirates vs. Ninjas, but I can tell you it will be ninjas hands down.  If you can dodge an attack from a one-legged pirate, you can dodge a ball!!!!