Are you ready for some football!  College football season is upon us and it is time to get down to some serious tailgating.  Can you smell the burgers grilling?  You know that a tailgating party is not complete without some cold beer and some pre-game games like fuzzy duck, beer relays, and of course some beer pong.  If you are a major competitor of the Drinking Olympics during tailgating parties then you need a AlcoMate Prestige Breathalyzer.  Play it safe this football season you do not want to be shelling out your cash for a DUI lawyer.  Beer should come with better warning labels, I think they should add the following...

1) Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you are Ultimate Fighting Heavyweight Champion.

2) Consumption of alcohol may lead to the loss of clothing and intensify the urge to streak.

3) Consumption of alcohol can problems with the time-space continuum making you lose time and wake up in unfamiliar locations.

4) Consumption of alcohol may cause excessive talking and spitting and could turn-off the oppisite sex.