I am speechless but I just had to show you this Halloween costume.  Say what you will, disgusting, totally not necessary, funny, dare your buddy to wear it to the custume party.  This is just beyond words for me. 

Oh yea, FindCostume.com is where you will find this one, the Anita Waxin Costume.

We can't leave out the little wenches when talkin' like pirates now can we? This child's Pirate Wench Costume is perfect for Halloween or for acting out hours of Peter Pan play. Velvet and lycra tattered dress with corset belt. Hat and sword sold separately.

And don't ye go puttin' down female pirates either. The most successful pirate ever was a woman, Ching Yih Saoa, the widow of dread Chinese pirate Ching Yih. With a fleet of more than 1,000 junks, she was not only the most successful woman pirate, she was easily the most successful pirate ever! Savvy?

Arr matey! This Child's Pirate Costume includes a headpiece with attached yarn hair, shirt with attached vest, pants and waist sash. Great for hunting for buried treasure or sailing the 7 seas.

Great for Hallowe'en, dess-up and beyond!

Unleash you inner buccaneer and round out your pirate costume with these Captain Jack Sparrow Accessories. Includes Jack's magic compass, 2 rings, sparrow tatoo and fingerless glove.

Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!

Add a finishing touch to any romantic outfit with these crocheted Victorian Gloves. Great for a Halloween costume, Victorian or Civil War period re-enactment, or if you're really 'out there', streampunk your favorite outfit.

This is called the "Doll in a Box" costume.  A humorous costume, just not very party friendly, looks like you can't move your arms. 

Oh, the blonde jokes that will come from this costume!