Do you need an excuse for not being at work, acting dumb to a friend, or for any situation where you just can't explain your behavior?  If you are constantly are needing a day off work, school,  or from any of the responsibilities of life then you need to have an excuse, and with the Excuse Note Pad you will always have a reason.  If you need some excuses for missing work just add the following to your note...... 1) I'm not coming in because I need a mental day. 2) I'm calling in scared. I am "afraid" that I am not coming in today.  My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctor.