I can just see it now,  a group of guys are going to swallow their gum and try to have a bubble blowing contest.

Too funny!  Great gift for that friend that has a twisted sense of humor.  You can get this at Kohl's.

...your Christmas tree stand is a tire and some of your ornaments include a dirty sock, a beer can, a troll doll and the topper is a pink flamingo.

What on Earth has this t-shirt.  A good gift for your redneck friend.

FindCostume.com carries this Genie in the Lamp costume.  Ms. Gadget cracked up when she saw this costume so I just had to blog about it, it's just too funny!  Honestly, if the body inside the costume looks like the guy in the picture, who wouldn't want to rub his lamp! 

You know what is going to happen...the type of guy who is going to wear this costume will be the complete opposite of the guy in the picture. But hey, whatever floats your boat or should I say "whatever floats the lamp."

This plaque from Femail Creations would be the perfect gift for those who don't cook.  You know the type, they eat out or get delivery, or only eat things that can be cooked in the microwave.  I have a sister-in-law who fits this profile.  She has never used the oven in the over 7 years she has lived in her house.  She didn't even know how to turn it on.  The real kicker about her is that she has top of the line pots and pans.  Of course, they have never been used either.  Go figure.

For the dog lover this is a must have gift idea.  The Doggie Fart Extinquisher from Chimpfeet.com.  As soon as I saw this I laughed so I had to blog about it.  Dogs are not considerate when it comes to passing gas.  Emma, my precious Yorkie, may be little but man can she stink the place up in a hurry.  When she "poots", she looks back at her tail like saying, "What was that?",  then a couple of seconds later she leaves.  This Doggie Fart Extinguisher sure would come in handy because if she leaves you know your going to have move too. 

Wonder if there is a Human Fart Extinguisher?

Do you have a superhero in your life, or someone who wishes they could be a superhero?  Then this Funnybio Superhero Gift Set will make any costumed crime fighter super-happy.  This funny bio will have the entire family laughing as they watch the documentary on the life of their favorite superhero. 

We can all be superheros by just helping people in need, but wouldn't it be cool to have superhero powers.   If you could choose superpowers what would they be?  If I could have superhuman powers I would want the following powers......

1) Duplication - Many hands would make for light work.

2) Teleportation or Flight - No more worrying about gas prices.

3) Waterbreahting - I could so have won more gold medals than Michael Phelps.

Apparently he is the man, he has his own sign!  Do you know this person?  The one who's wisdom rises above all others?  A gift idea for the Bob you know from What on Earth.  They have an entire line of "Bob" stuff.  I don't understand what is so special about Bob.

Is there some joke about this that I have not heard?  Why did they pick the name Bob?  I am sure there are others with different names who also possess this wisdom.  For example, I am sure there are some...lets just pick a name out of the air.  How about Gary?  I am sure there are some Gary's out there who's wisdom exceeds all others. 

If adults received report cards for everything they did then people would perform better or there would be a rise in anxiety disorders.  This Cooking Report Card for Grownups could either help your spouse, friend, or family member develop cooking skills good enough to host a show on the Food Network or could lead to more divorces and more cases of crime against family members.  If you have found it difficult to tell a family member that they are a horrible cook then maybe you need these report cards then you don't have to tell them to their face.  Or you could always try giving them hints that they can't cook.

1)Pray after you eat.

2)Buy Antacids in bulk packages and bring them to the dinner table.

3)Make 911 the first number on your speed dial.

Do you need an excuse for not being at work, acting dumb to a friend, or for any situation where you just can't explain your behavior?  If you are constantly are needing a day off work, school,  or from any of the responsibilities of life then you need to have an excuse, and with the Excuse Note Pad you will always have a reason.  If you need some excuses for missing work just add the following to your note...... 1) I'm not coming in because I need a mental day. 2) I'm calling in scared. I am "afraid" that I am not coming in today.  My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctor.