The pink flocked Answer Me Jesus is wiser than the average 8 Ball. Jesus offers 20 different answers to help you choose the righteous path. Ask a question and turn him over - the answer you seek magically appears!

I've always wanted to send one of these to Colbert. Anyone?

Today is Paul Bunyan Day. Paul Bunyan was a legendary mythical lumberjack in American folklore. This I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK T-Shirt is from the Monty Python lovers at X-tremeGeek.

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It's going to be incredibly hot this weekend, so I'm going to stay inside, make some chocolate chip cookies and watch some DVDs. This set is very high on my list of "gotta have" videos. DangerMouse: The Complete Series DVD MegaSet has 9 DVDs with 89 episodes, enough for a full-bore DangerMouse marathon!

DangerMouse is a wacky and hilarious adventure featuring a secret agent mouse and his trusty bumbling sidekick hampster assistant, Penfold. Along the way they poke fun at James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Who, the movie Alien and Indiana Jones. So make a pitcher of iced tea, nuke some popcorn, pop in the DVD and - say, "Penfold... Shush!"

Today is April Fools Day.  Today is a day to have fun and play pranks on one another, so start at the office by playing a trick on those that do not follow the office poop rules.  For those offenders of the poop rules like the out-of-the-closet pooper, this Toilet Paper Puzzle from Taylor Gifts will make for a great prank, because all that hangs out is 1 sheet and they have to solve the puzzle before they can get access to the rest of the roll.  Need some more tricks to play on your fellow co-workers...

• Fill their car full of golf balls, packing peanuts, etc. when it is time to hit the door they won't be going anywhere fast.
• Send a fake love letter to a co-worker from another co-worker.
• Remove the refrigerator handle and put it on the other side, and watch people strain to open it.
• Place a sign on the bathroom door that reads, "The company ran out of toilet tissue; please use your own resources."

Have your everyday responsibilities sucked the fun right out of you?  Well, it is time to get in touch with your inner child and have some fun.  This My Inner Child Thinks You're a Big Poopy Face T-Shirt from What on Earth is a great way to begin expressing your inner child.  It is time to stop being so serious and go have some fun like you did as a child when you played in the mud, jumped in every mud puddle, chased fireflies, and played outside until you were about to collapse.  Now get out there you big poppy head and have some fun!!!

Valentine's Day is just around the corner and if you are not in a relationship this is a day that can be somewhat of a downer, but it doesn't have to be just plan a Anti-Valentine's Day Party.  This is a great way for you to celebrate with all your single friends and recently divorced friends, and what better way to celebrate than with music, like this Are You Loathsome Tonight CD from Divorce Tunes, or they can email all the songs in MP3 format.  Make sure to have plenty of other music to play at the party that says Love Sucks, here are a few ideas...

• Love Stinks by J. Geils Band
• Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
• I Hate Myself for Loving You by Joan Jett
• You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi

Have a Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!!!!!!!!