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Your Own Personal Jesus


Answer Me Jesus

The pink flocked Answer Me Jesus is wiser than the average 8 Ball. Jesus offers 20 different answers to help you choose the righteous path. Ask a question and turn him over - the answer you seek magically appears!

I've always wanted to send one of these to Colbert. Anyone?




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I'm a Lumberjack T-Shirt


I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK T-Shirt

Today is Paul Bunyan Day. Paul Bunyan was a legendary mythical lumberjack in American folklore. This I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK T-Shirt is from the Monty Python lovers at X-tremeGeek.

Pressed wildflowers not included.




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"Penfold... Shush!"


Dangermouse : The Complete Series DVD MegaSet

It's going to be incredibly hot this weekend, so I'm going to stay inside, make some chocolate chip cookies and watch some DVDs. This set is very high on my list of "gotta have" videos. DangerMouse: The Complete Series DVD MegaSet has 9 DVDs with 89 episodes, enough for a full-bore DangerMouse marathon!

DangerMouse is a wacky and hilarious adventure featuring a secret agent mouse and his trusty bumbling sidekick hampster assistant, Penfold. Along the way they poke fun at James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Who, the movie Alien and Indiana Jones. So make a pitcher of iced tea, nuke some popcorn, pop in the DVD and - say, "Penfold... Shush!"

 




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Go Pantless Today


Hanro Retro Boxer Today is No Pants Day.  This is the day it's perfectly alright to leave the house with no pants, and why not you are sure to be served at any restaurant because the signs always say No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service, there is no mention of pants.  Wouldn't it be nice to see some guys out in these Retro Boxers from Bare Necessities but with our luck it would only be guys with a "keg" instead of a six pack that would take advantage of this holiday.



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Be a Prankster Today!


Toilet Paper Holder Puzzle

Today is April Fools Day.  Today is a day to have fun and play pranks on one another, so start at the office by playing a trick on those that do not follow the office poop rules.  For those offenders of the poop rules like the out-of-the-closet pooper, this Toilet Paper Puzzle from Taylor Gifts will make for a great prank, because all that hangs out is 1 sheet and they have to solve the puzzle before they can get access to the rest of the roll.  Need some more tricks to play on your fellow co-workers...

  • Fill their car full of golf balls, packing peanuts, etc. when it is time to hit the door they won't be going anywhere fast.
  • Send a fake love letter to a co-worker from another co-worker.
  • Remove the refrigerator handle and put it on the other side, and watch people strain to open it.
  • Place a sign on the bathroom door that reads, "The company ran out of toilet tissue; please use your own resources."

 




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Express Your Inner Child!


My Inner Child Thinks Your a Big Poopy Face T-Shirt


Have your everyday responsibilities sucked the fun right out of you?  Well, it is time to get in touch with your inner child and have some fun.  This My Inner Child Thinks You're a Big Poopy Face T-Shirt from What on Earth is a great way to begin expressing your inner child.  It is time to stop being so serious and go have some fun like you did as a child when you played in the mud, jumped in every mud puddle, chased fireflies, and played outside until you were about to collapse.  Now get out there you big poppy head and have some fun!!!

 

 





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Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity DVD


Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity DVD Jeff Dunham has added some new personalities to his cadre of "dummies." I remember when Jose Jalepeno (on a Stick) was a new character. Now he has Achmed the Dead Terrorist, who is incompetent with explosives. Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity DVD will give you a hilarious evening of fun, which might help dissipate some of the little bits of insanity that build up until "Boom!" You blow your top!



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Valentine Shmalentine, Throw a Anti-Valentine's Day Party


Are You Loathsome Tonight CD

Valentine's Day is just around the corner and if you are not in a relationship this is a day that can be somewhat of a downer, but it doesn't have to be just plan a Anti-Valentine's Day Party.  This is a great way for you to celebrate with all your single friends and recently divorced friends, and what better way to celebrate than with music, like this Are You Loathsome Tonight CD from Divorce Tunes, or they can email all the songs in MP3 format.  Make sure to have plenty of other music to play at the party that says Love Sucks, here are a few ideas...

  • Love Stinks by J. Geils Band
  • Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
  • I Hate Myself for Loving You by Joan Jett
  • You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi

Have a Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!!!!!!!!

 

 




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A Funny Way to Say Happy Valentine's Day


Valentine Toilet Paper Card Does that Valentine in your life despise receiving the traditional gift of flowers, a sappy card, or a box of candy?  Are they the kind that loves to always have a laugh and can always find humor in every situation.  Then they will love this Valentine Toilet Paper Card from Pixie Dust Gifts, and better yet they will think it is very funny and they will love that you are complimenting their backside.  



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You Have Been Warned


T-Shirt Warning Do you know someone who is on the edge of totally losing it?  Someone who is wound as tight as a rubber band and you know it's coming, the day they SNAP. Give them the gift of this t-shirt so that everyone around them will be warned.  Choice Shirts is where you will find this and they have many more really great t-shirts.


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