With it being National Philanthropy Day, and a special day, this gift goes out in all sincerity.

Basically, these people donate hours upon hours to those in need.  They have servants spirits and good hearts.  They are giving, caring, and helpful especially to the old.  And yes, when needed, even give the occasional ten finger into the tub.  They deserve a break.  They deserve a small token of appreciation.  To you, the loving Philanthropist, Weener Kleener Soap from 1-800-GetSilly.com, for a break from having to get down and dirty. 

And to you BZ, a break for the upcoming days of old!  For the intrinsic value of keeping it simple yet stimulating! 

Thanks to all the Philanthropists on this special day.

And as Captain, you deserve the same.   Here's to making life a little easier!  Here's to the 40th, BZ!  Just remember: As age acts as underwear and creeps up on ya... Never pass a bathroom.  Don't waste a hard-on.  And never trust a fart.

Caution: If the Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.

To: All Women

The day and the solution is here, ladies.  Today is National Men Make Dinner Day.  And we all say... yeah right.  Oh yes, it's finally here.  And, this special gift from Personalized Presents is just the thing to make that happen.  Training treats for your new or worn out husband.  Good boy, you put the seat down.  Now fix dinner, and you can have another treat...

Make it happen, Ladies.