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You Are Not The Next Food Network Star!


Cooking Report Cards for Grownups

 

If adults received report cards for everything they did then people would perform better or there would be a rise in anxiety disorders.  This Cooking Report Card for Grownups could either help your spouse, friend, or family member develop cooking skills good enough to host a show on the Food Network or could lead to more divorces and more cases of crime against family members.  If you have found it difficult to tell a family member that they are a horrible cook then maybe you need these report cards then you don't have to tell them to their face.  Or you could always try giving them hints that they can't cook.

1)Pray after you eat.

2)Buy Antacids in bulk packages and bring them to the dinner table.

3)Make 911 the first number on your speed dial.

 

 



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