Having trouble getting your kids or co-workers to take the H1N1 flu seriously? Use a little psychology and give them a Zombie Survival Kit! Great for the car, school locker, dorm room or office, this 15 piece kit includes a N95 surgical mask, hand gel, alcohol wipes, tissues and vinyl gloves.

Recommended by the CDC, the WHO, and 9 out of 10 zombie survival experts!

Today is Flitch Day, a day that dates back to the 15th century or longer.  If a married couple could prove that they lived in harmony and fidelity for the past year, then they would receive a flitch (a side) of bacon from the local monks. Very few couples could pass that test.

Some say that this ceremony is only held once every four years, but why wait that long? You can give (or receive) 3 Months of Nitrate Free Bacon from those whacky people at Bacon Freak, where they have everything bacon - including wrapping paper, greeting cards, bandaids, bacon-flavored toothpicks, Bacon is Meat Candy t-shirts and lots more.

It's BACON!!

At almost on hundred dollars, this Swimmer's Ear Eliminator may seem a bit pricey, but when you stop and think about one trip to the doctor - the time, the co-pay, the Rx, the fussy child - it could very well pay for itself if it eliminates that one office visit. And what if you're one vacation? Don't even think about it!

This handy gadget delivers a gentle 80-second stream of warm air into the ear, eliminating moisture trapped in the outer ear canal. Designed by a specialist, this compact device is ideal for swimmers, as well as those with regular ear infections. Includes four color-coded earpieces for use by multiple family members.

So stop jumping up and down trying to get that water out of your ears. Crank up the dryer!

"Live Passionately, Hold Nothing Back." This inspirational phrase is placed on the front of the Live Passionately Eco-Friendly Water Bottle to remind us to express ourselves and live every day with fun and enthusiasm. It's also a great healthy green gift, because those plastic water bottles are bad for the environment and also bad to drink from.

"We show up. Burn brightly. Live passionately. Hold nothing back. And when the moment is over, when our work is done, we step back and let go."  - Rolf Gates

Whenever large groups of people gather, especially during the winter holidays, someone will inevitably pass around some nasty bug (someone just gave one to me!). I wish I'd had this Flu & Cold Tonic a week ago! It contains everything but Mom's chicken soup to boost your immune system, including Echinacea angustifolia, astragalus, garlic, elder berry, slippery elm, wild cherry bark, and more.

Germs be gone!

Got a bad case of *CRS? Know someone who does? Then this tonic is for them. Dr. Michael Tick has dedicated considerable time to researching and formulating what he calls Brain Food. The herbs in this formula address the five factors that most common cause of memory loss, ranging from ginkgo, which has been shown to improve the flow of blood to the brain, to cayenne, which causes the brain to secrete more endorphins. (Oooooooh, love those endorphins!)

Of course, we'd like for you to consult your physician before taking any herbal products. Just in case.

*Can't Remember Stuff