For the dog lover this is a must have gift idea.  The Doggie Fart Extinquisher from Chimpfeet.com.  As soon as I saw this I laughed so I had to blog about it.  Dogs are not considerate when it comes to passing gas.  Emma, my precious Yorkie, may be little but man can she stink the place up in a hurry.  When she "poots", she looks back at her tail like saying, "What was that?",  then a couple of seconds later she leaves.  This Doggie Fart Extinguisher sure would come in handy because if she leaves you know your going to have move too. 

Wonder if there is a Human Fart Extinguisher?

If you live your life in the Cube, then you are well aware that their are those major offenders of cubicle etiquette.  This Cubicle Doorbell will help to prevent those rude cubicle-dwellers that have no sense of space.  Follow cubicle etiquette and always knock, or better yet ring the bell before entering someones cubicle.   Are you the person in the office that is continually breaking all the cubical rules?  If you do any of the following you have poor cubical etiquette....

1) Do you Disturb the Peace with your loud crunchy snacks, pop your gum, slurp your drink, tap your pen, forget to put your cellphone on vibrate,  play music to loud, use your speaker phone, or talk way to loud then you are not being courteous to the rest of the cube-farm. 

2) Do you Pollute the Office Environment with your smelly lunch, smelly feet, B.O., or bath yourself in to much perfume or cologne then you are guilty of hurting the indoor air quality.

3) Does your Decor offend or you are a Litterbug? If you have decorated your office with the latest calender of scantily-clad hotties, offensive political posters, or your cube looks like the garbage can exploded then you are offended your cube neighbors.

Last but not least keep your cooties at home, if your sick Stay at Home!!!!!

 A  much older friend of mine is moving to an "over 55" community and when I saw this plaque I knew this would be a perfect housewarming gift for him.

I went this weekend for a visit to check the place out and I had an experience that will forever be burned in my brain.  I have never seen that many "senior citizens" in one place but what really shocked me was that... they know how to party!  Dancing, drinking, and having a good time (from 3pm to 9pm).  One minute you would see a dude with a walker and the next he would be on the dance floor doing the twist.  I am serious!  From what I saw, these folks live by the motto on this plaque.

This one's for you HC! 

Do you have a superhero in your life, or someone who wishes they could be a superhero?  Then this Funnybio Superhero Gift Set will make any costumed crime fighter super-happy.  This funny bio will have the entire family laughing as they watch the documentary on the life of their favorite superhero. 

We can all be superheros by just helping people in need, but wouldn't it be cool to have superhero powers.   If you could choose superpowers what would they be?  If I could have superhuman powers I would want the following powers......

1) Duplication - Many hands would make for light work.

2) Teleportation or Flight - No more worrying about gas prices.

3) Waterbreahting - I could so have won more gold medals than Michael Phelps.

No matter if you are a student, work in the office, work from home, or a stay-at-home mom; tasks can become so overwhelming that you don't know where to begin.  These Whenever Sticky Notes are the answer, you can use them to prioritize all those tasks with Today, Soon, Someday, Now, Later, or Never.  These labels will help you reduce your stress and work as an efficient machine.  You can reduce your workload even more by labeling your office trash can as your In Box. Just Kidding!  There are ways to help prevent that "going postal" feeling at work, just have a little fun!  Here are a few ways to have some fun at work......

1) Send emails to co-workers about everything you do.  For example: If you need me I'll be in the bathroom.

2) Plan an Office Olympics with games like chair racing and rubber band basketball.

3) Put your chair facing the printer and sit there all day, and tell people that you are waiting on your document.

Let the FUN begin!!!!

Apparently he is the man, he has his own sign!  Do you know this person?  The one who's wisdom rises above all others?  A gift idea for the Bob you know from What on Earth.  They have an entire line of "Bob" stuff.  I don't understand what is so special about Bob.

Is there some joke about this that I have not heard?  Why did they pick the name Bob?  I am sure there are others with different names who also possess this wisdom.  For example, I am sure there are some...lets just pick a name out of the air.  How about Gary?  I am sure there are some Gary's out there who's wisdom exceeds all others.