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Some Many Wines, So Little Time...


 Leather Wine Journal Just like Edina and Patsy, this year I resolve to have more fun! So I've decided to keep track of all of the wines I will consume. That way if I find a dog I'll make sure I don't ever touch it again, and if I find one I like I can recommend it to my friends. To that end, I want this Handmade Italian Leather Wine Log. Ahhh, the smell of fine leather.... But that's another story.



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Paper Flirting??


Flirting with Paper

What's this?  It teaches guys how to flirt with paper? Someone needs to get this, it's free, and let me know  how it works out.  Jeff from Just Paper Roses says it worked for him but I want some more proof.  So, all you single guys out there need to order this, try it out, then report back to me and let me know if it worked for you.

Do you think the Pick Up Artist could use this as a challenge for those poor guys on his show?  Just a thought.




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Sexy Santa Suit


Sexy Santa

Now that's what I'm talking about!  A sexy guy in a sexy santa outfit! This santa can climb down my chimney any time he wants. 

Give your guy this gift and let him know you'll sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. You can get this at Costume Discounters.




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No Girl Here


Female Gingerbread Ornamet Neil Diamond nailed it on the head with "Girl You'll be a Woman Soon."   The Gingerbread Girl sure did become a Gingerbread Woman.  Moodswings is where you will find this gift idea. 



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Beer...Sexy woman


Beer Girl Costume

This costume may be for a woman but it's really for the men.  I mean really, sexy woman with beer, has man written all over it.  So ladies, since I couldn't get  a rise out of you with the Genie in a Lamp costume, I thought I would try to appeal to our male audience with this one. 

Did it work?

BTW,  If you looking to get this costume you will find it at FindCostume.com.

 

 




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Another Bill Clinton Analogy


Political Corkscrew

Poor Bill Clinton. (hardly)  Another gift idea that makes reference to his one time lapse in good judgement. (I doubt it) The guy just can't get a break from anyone but Hilary. (for political reasons only) The likeness is uncanny. (his face only)

The Lighter Side Co. stikes again with another entertaining gift idea.




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Night Blindness


Glow in the Dark G - String A fun and could be helpful gift idea for your girlfriend who is getting married. These pasties and g-string from Love Essentials glow in the dark so if her future hubby has night blindness he will be able to "find" her on their weddng night.



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Finger Lickin' Good


Lovin' Delights Need to spice up that relationship and your partner likes it sweet?  The Sweet and Sexy Delights Kit  from  Ambiance , the Store for Lovers is a gift they will love!  This kit comes with chocolate body paints, a paint brush, and a book with tips (just in case you don't know what to do with it.)  You'll have a finger lickin' good time!



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Ugly People, Beer and Gettin' Some


Ugly People Beer Sign I just shook my head when I saw this.  Awful, but anyone who drinks knows it's the truth.  Some people look better when you've had a couple and you do things that if sober, you wouldn't have even dreamed of doing.  A gift idea for that person you know who will "do it" with anyone when they have been drinking.  You can get this at The Round Table and you can have it personalized too.



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An Old Southern Tradition - the Mint Julep


Monogrammed Mint Julep Cup

Another great southern tradition is the Mint Julep Cup. It is silver plated and can be monongrammed with initials. (Interlocking initials are for the ladies, dear.)  We didn't invent this cup style, but we have carried it on.

Mint Julep

2 cups granulated sugar
2 cups water (branch water is ideal)
Fresh Mint
Crushed Ice
Kentucky Bourbon (2 ounces per serving)

Today is Mint Julep Day. Bring your glass and meet me on the veranda!



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