Over the Hill


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Need a Little Brain Food?


Brain Food

Got a bad case of *CRS? Know someone who does? Then this tonic is for them. Dr. Michael Tick has dedicated considerable time to researching and formulating what he calls Brain Food. The herbs in this formula address the five factors that most common cause of memory loss, ranging from ginkgo, which has been shown to improve the flow of blood to the brain, to cayenne, which causes the brain to secrete more endorphins. (Oooooooh, love those endorphins!)

Of course, we'd like for you to consult your physician before taking any herbal products. Just in case.

 

*Can't Remember Stuff




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Memory, Are You Losing it?


Memory Mints

Some people just can't get a break.  The are the senior moments and the blonde moments.  Ya know, sometimes people just forget things.  Did you ever stop and think that it has nothing to do with age, or the color of their hair?  Sometimes they just have so much that they have to keep up with (their's and other people's stuff) that they just forget.  So you think this gift idea is funny?  I don't recommend giving this gift as a gag to someone who has an "older" birthday and happens to be a blonde.  You just might get punched!

Thank you!




Zane's picture

Can't Get Up?


Whyagra An appropriate gift for those tired of the stigma attached to performance.  On Can't Get Up Day (who knows what that means), give Whyagra from 1-800-GetSilly.com to any old timer with a good sense of humor, or anybody just to get a good laugh!



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Say "You're Old" with This Gift Idea


Not Your Usual Tattoos

This would be a really funny over the hill gag gift idea but what I think is more funny than the tattoos is the old silver haired lady on the box saying "Gnarly."  Now they say this would be for someone who is distraught about turning 25, 35, 40 or 100.  I can see giving it to someone turning 40 or 50 but my 83 year old grandmother would think I had completely lost my mind if I gave her these! 

Tattoos for the elderly has things like...Arthiritis Sucks, Born to Ride with an electric chair and the snake coiled around a pill box. 

 




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Happy Birthday to You!


Over the Hill Birthday Cake

Happy Birthday to you!  Happy Birthday to you, BZ, Happy Birthday to you!   

 




Tina's picture

Studmuffin No More


GeezerT-Shirt True or not, make the old Geezer feel better about getting old with this t-shirt.  A great over the hill gift idea.



Tina's picture

40th Birthday Gift Idea


40th Birthday Gift Set Turning 40 can have different effects on different people.  For some it's no big deal but for others it can be devistating, but it's inevitable that things do change.  Muscles that you never knew you had begin to ache, you can see more of the top of your scalp than before and certain areas of your body seem to be getting closer to the ground.  All of this I have been told, of course.  At any rate, we just can't help ourselves in giving gifts like this, gifts that rub it in.



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Know Someone Turning 40?


Men's 40th Birthday Gift Set

If you know someone turning 40, this would be a good gift idea to help them celebrate.  It has a countdown clock, a DVD of events that took place in 1967 and other fun items that won't let them forget that they're getting older.

We have someone in the office that is turning 40 this year and I think this would be a perfect gift idea for them.  They do read this but their bithday isn't for a few months yet and they probably won't remember this by that time.  The memory is one of the things that starts to fade as you begin to go  "Over the Hill."




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Booty Call Old Coot


Booty Call Coot Funny but scary at the same time, although this would make a good over the hill gag gift.  I guess that's why they made viagra!


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