Got a friend that needs a little practice with their game? Then this sign says it all - "Not Quite a Professional Poker Player. Available for play Wednesdays, Fridays, Mondays, Thursdays, Tuesdays, and Weekends."

Show them that you are willing to play any time with your name on the sign, or make a slight dig at a good friend with their name. Real wood with a hand-stained finish. Great for the game room!

Here's a good one for a Monday morning.

The name of this gift is...Hot Diggity Dogs Another Big Weiner

Before reading any further, what do you think this means?

I didn't read any further and I just thought, "Oh my gosh!"  Then I read on and realized they mean winner.  You know poker, gambling... weiner, winner.  It says, "Life's a gamble, stretch your luck."