...your Christmas tree stand is a tire and some of your ornaments include a dirty sock, a beer can, a troll doll and the topper is a pink flamingo.

What on Earth has this t-shirt.  A good gift for your redneck friend.

This gift idea is from The Working Person's Store and I think they did an excellent job of describing why you just can't live without this belt buckle.

You spot an attractive person sitting just a few seats away and you wonder how you can capture their attention without being too corny. You notice them fumbling around for a light. There's your cue. You saunter over, wearing your stylish Siskiyou U74E Belt Buckle. You snap off the Zippo and offer it to them. They graciously accept and compliment your unique approach.

Imagine the opportunity you would have missed had you not been wearing the finely sculpted, enameled pewter buckle with exceptional detailing. This unique design offers you not only convenience but preparedness for any situation.

I absolutely could not think of another thing to say, it's so perfect and sooo true.  Because of your belt buckle you just might find true love.  Don't you agree?

What on Earth says..."Decorate that tree real fancy-like. Four hilarious down-home ornaments are just the thing for purdying up your home, with a whiskey bottle, Big Bull hat, truck and trailer crafted in detailed resin with painted accents."

I couldn't have said it better!

To:  My Avid, Redneck Square Dancer

From:  Your Left-footed Friend

Here's to all the fun filled nights of cuttin' a rug on the hardwood!
To you, to celebrate Square Dance Day.