Have you become a football widow, and you seem invisible during football season?  Well, many women fall prey to this the closer we get to the Super Bowl.  My answer to you is if you can't train, I mean beat them then join them. So show your support of this beloved game and get this fun universal football-shaped TV remote.  Just remember no throwing this remote at the TV, or spiking the ball when your team scores.  You never know football widows, the more you watch the more of a fan you might become.  Next you just might find yourself doing an end zone dance with your boyfriend or husband (remember the end zone hustle he did at your wedding reception). You might find yourself becoming so obsessed with football that you begin wearing face paint to church on Sundays, or wearing the same jersey every Sunday for ten years.  I will leave you with one last thought football widows that just don't want to learn about football with some words from the legendary football coach Don Shula, "Learning is defined as a change in behavior. You haven't learned a thing until you can take action and use it."